Tees
Classic Wang Tee
Super-soft shirt with the OG GhostWang front and center. Loud enough that your HR department would disapprove.
Officially unofficial nonsense
Wear the Wang.
GhostWang™ is the dumbest idea you’ll be proud to wear. Crowds will stare. Friends will question your life choices. You’ll love every second of it.
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Art by a very unserious human
P.S. There’s a weird little sister now: GhostTits.com.
Limited drop: #WearTheWang
Tap “Shop the Wang” before it disappears.
Featured Wang Drops
First run of GhostWang™ gear. Blink and it’s gone.
Hats
Wang on Your Head
Structured cap with a stitched GhostWang patch. For when your brain needs bad ideas and shade at the same time.
Stickers
Slap That Wang
Die-cut stickers that belong on laptops, water bottles, toolboxes and probably not your kid’s homework folder.
What even is GhostWang?
We asked the same question. Then we made merch.
Born from one dumb conversation.
GhostWang™ started as a joke and accidentally became a mascot for people who don’t take themselves too seriously.
- ✔ Designed to make strangers double-take.
- ✔ Perfect for concerts, cons, bars & backyard chaos.
- ✔ 0% inspirational quotes. 100% nonsense.